7/24/2014 (3:22pm) 140,068 notes

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

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7/24/2014 (2:57pm) 20,610 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

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7/24/2014 (2:53pm) 33 notes

thatpunnyguy:

Oh look, it’s lonely o’clock, time to pass out and try to not think about my love life…

7/24/2014 (2:51pm) 353,495 notes

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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7/24/2014 (2:50pm) 10,813 notes

blowjcb:

WHEN U HEAR UR INTERNET FRIENDS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME

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